why do i keep losing followers
where are you all going
can i come
I’m staying riiiiight here.
- Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: What for?
- Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
I always said that the Princeton Band Geek was the friendliest and most trustworthy person in the world.
Then Megan Badger came and fucked it all up.
Fuck you, fuck the Band, and fuck everyone else.
You’re all bricks in my Wall.