Is Something Burning?

Shut up and go to sleep, John. My God.

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

dare-g:

its ok to dislike things but can you not be disrespectful all the time…

k thanks 

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

radiomaru:

No.

Seconds is just one book. It’s a single graphic novel.

I want google to pick this up as a result because I get asked this constantly!

I’m still excited for it all the same. Fuck yeah.

stuff-and-shenanigans:

the thunder i just heard was so loud it sounded like thor’s hammer colliding with pikachu’s thunder attack

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise

proudlyinsane:

yellowfangofstarclan:

pockytardis:

shotgunanderson:

when you have a million fic ideas but can’t write

when you have a million art ideas but can’t draw

when you have a million ideas but can’t

when you’re LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

dorkyalfred:

i was in a shop today with my best friend and we were looking at posters and there were these girls next to us, also looking at the posters, and they had obviously flicked past a poster of two girls kissing or something because one of them squealed ‘ewWWW  LESBIANNSSSS!!!’ and i cringed slightly then my best friend grabbed me and kissed me right in front of them and they both just stood there staring at us with their mouths wide open

evil-sherlock-holmes:

bellabracha:

Vulcans don’t like getting wet

Cats don’t like getting wet

Vulcans are sassy assholes who show no emotions even though they have emotions

Cats are sassy assholes who show no emotions even though they have emotions

Conclusion: Vulcans are cats

your logic is sound

tony-wiseau:

atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark” 

Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.

best-of-funny:

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

X

thewinchestersgarrison:

fluffy-elephants:

misfitsims:

There’s a horse in my sims’ town that has been walking backwards for HOURS, and he won’t stop…

I’m not sure if this creepy or hilarious.

he’s comin to steal ur girl

No he’s hunting for the pussy

sodamnrelatable:

When you see someone you hate is having a bad day

dare-g:

You usually dislike “reblog if” post! 

dare-g:

guys i actually have a day off where i have ZERO plans tomorrow ! 

baller-4:

Marlyin Monroe is fucking gorgeous😍😍😍

When was Marilyn not fucking gorgeous?