Is Something Burning?

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

mikelotic:

Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage

mikelotic:

Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage

What doesn’t kill you gives you EXP.
(via running-in-a-storm)

baby-make-it-hurt:

I don’t think guys actually realise that there are girls out there who need to be intellectually stimulated before being physically stimulated.
Guys who can’t talk about anything but their dicks or sexting, and just send random cock pics in the hopes that their penis alone will arouse you, really don’t know how to appeal to a girl.

My brain is linked to my vagina. If you don’t intrigue my mind, you won’t intrigue my pussy.

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

vileharpy:

yeah i admit i’m not exactly a practicing bisexual anymore…i pretty much only go to services on the high holidays…i slept in on freddie mercury’s birthday…i don’t even think i can name three david bowie albums anymore

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

direboars:

popped—a—molly:

wake the fuck up Tyler

direboars:

popped—a—molly:

wake the fuck up Tyler